Larphugven is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, almighty bear.

Larphugven created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larphugven, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Larphugven, she will remove you from existence.

Larphugven's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Larphugven's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not eat melons.