Bigbetbaggon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering lizard.

Bigbetbaggon created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigbetbaggon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bigbetbaggon, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bigbetbaggon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bigbetbaggon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Bigbetbaggon loves horses, so they must be respected.

3. Erect eight gold sculptures of Bigbetbaggon on top of important buildings.

4. Always obey Bigbetbaggon's priests.

5. Always pray immersed in water.