Nadyomsom is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, tiresome wasp.

Nadyomsom created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nadyomsom, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nadyomsom, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nadyomsom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nadyomsom's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Nadyomsom loves mites, so they must be honoured.

5. Always take life seriously.