Himdadhun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, boastful jaguar.

Himdadhun created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himdadhun, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Himdadhun, it will turn you into a snail.

Himdadhun's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Himdadhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Do not hurt sharks.