Kopinggod is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless porpoise.

Kopinggod created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Kopinggod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kopinggod, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Kopinggod's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Kopinggod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.