Sagstipdap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciful unicorn.

Sagstipdap created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagstipdap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sagstipdap, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sagstipdap's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sagstipdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never wear brown trousers.