Ladcemligdin Babzognutt Jabcudlignel is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, omniscient centaur.

Ladcemligdin Babzognutt Jabcudlignel created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladcemligdin Babzognutt Jabcudlignel, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ladcemligdin Babzognutt Jabcudlignel, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ladcemligdin Babzognutt Jabcudlignel's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ladcemligdin Babzognutt Jabcudlignel's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never mention sharks.