Wegdotkinfossflis is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring swallow.

Wegdotkinfossflis created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegdotkinfossflis, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wegdotkinfossflis, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wegdotkinfossflis' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Wegdotkinfossflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never feed oranges to doves while wearing blue jumpers.