Cimvegrot is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, bad-tempered hydra.

Cimvegrot created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimvegrot, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cimvegrot, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cimvegrot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cimvegrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Cimvegrot loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.