Dunrawsid is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, dishonourable snake.

Dunrawsid created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dunrawsid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dunrawsid, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dunrawsid's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dunrawsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Worship no other gods but Dunrawsid.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Never talk about fire.