Pittofhub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish swallow.

Pittofhub created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pittofhub, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pittofhub, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Pittofhub's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Pittofhub's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never skip near geese.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.