Wiktipdam is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, kind owl.

Wiktipdam created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Wiktipdam, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wiktipdam, it will turn you into a goat.

Wiktipdam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Wiktipdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not make images of living things.