Dubdibcap is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, stupid bee.

Dubdibcap created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubdibcap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dubdibcap, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dubdibcap's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dubdibcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.