Parkxencim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying bee.

Parkxencim created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkxencim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parkxencim, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Parkxencim's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Parkxencim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Never talk about fire.