Gatpadyam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable armadillo.

Gatpadyam created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gatpadyam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gatpadyam, it will remove you from existence.

Gatpadyam's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gatpadyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

2. Put Gatpadyam first in all things.

3. Hide if six shrews approach from the north.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.