Rilyakomt is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, tiresome dryad.

Rilyakomt created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilyakomt, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rilyakomt, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rilyakomt's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Rilyakomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rilyakomt.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not hurt snails.