Liktarpjen is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered zebra.

Liktarpjen created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liktarpjen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Liktarpjen, it will send minions to preach to you.

Liktarpjen's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Liktarpjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide if eight monkeys approach from the east.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never eat pineapples.