Femfodjam Dunontdib is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart tapir.

Femfodjam Dunontdib created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femfodjam Dunontdib, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Femfodjam Dunontdib, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Femfodjam Dunontdib's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Femfodjam Dunontdib's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Put Femfodjam Dunontdib first in all things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.