Pogfagarf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil dragon.

Pogfagarf created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogfagarf, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pogfagarf, she will turn you into a duck.

Pogfagarf's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pogfagarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Do not kill tortoises.

5. Retreat if seven aardvarks approach from the east.