Sughanlip is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, boastful squirrel.

Sughanlip created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sughanlip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sughanlip, he will turn you into a snail.

Sughanlip's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sughanlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sughanlip.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always take life seriously.