Cipligdudgepfob is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, selfish cow.

Cipligdudgepfob created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipligdudgepfob, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cipligdudgepfob, he will turn you into a plant.

Cipligdudgepfob's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cipligdudgepfob's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Retreat if nine sharks approach from the north.