Zedyarhin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic gorilla.

Zedyarhin created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedyarhin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zedyarhin, she will destroy your home solar system.

Zedyarhin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Zedyarhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.