Bugbissvolfedgofkemlansab Dobtigvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident wolf.

Bugbissvolfedgofkemlansab Dobtigvonk created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugbissvolfedgofkemlansab Dobtigvonk, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bugbissvolfedgofkemlansab Dobtigvonk, he will cry a lot.

Bugbissvolfedgofkemlansab Dobtigvonk's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bugbissvolfedgofkemlansab Dobtigvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue trousers.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Do not shave your chest.