Bapmutdumbumqueeg Tofpigbid is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, quiet bear.

Bapmutdumbumqueeg Tofpigbid created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapmutdumbumqueeg Tofpigbid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bapmutdumbumqueeg Tofpigbid, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bapmutdumbumqueeg Tofpigbid's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bapmutdumbumqueeg Tofpigbid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

5. Never sit in the presence of pigs.