Cunlunbag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, capable wombat.

Cunlunbag created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunlunbag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cunlunbag, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cunlunbag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cunlunbag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about galaxies.