Arfyatgov is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy newt.

Arfyatgov created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfyatgov, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Arfyatgov, she will turn you into a mouse.

Arfyatgov's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Arfyatgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick badgers.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Retreat if eight bats approach from the north.