Miggidbun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing chicken.

Miggidbun created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miggidbun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Miggidbun, he will ignore you.

Miggidbun's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Miggidbun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Miggidbun must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Hide if eight sheep approach from the north.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.