Jighunsog Febkopvab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust dove.

Jighunsog Febkopvab created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jighunsog Febkopvab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jighunsog Febkopvab, he will send you a sign.

Jighunsog Febkopvab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Jighunsog Febkopvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not chop down trees.