Bifgiglam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring wyrm.

Bifgiglam created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Bifgiglam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bifgiglam, he will turn you into a mole.

Bifgiglam's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bifgiglam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear red clothing.