Stipbepwit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing badger.

Stipbepwit created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stipbepwit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stipbepwit, it will ignore you.

Stipbepwit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Stipbepwit's Holy Commandments

1. Stipbepwit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Worship no other gods but Stipbepwit.

5. Never think about cell theory.