Stipgilbid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, kind mouse.

Stipgilbid created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipgilbid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stipgilbid, she will laugh at you.

Stipgilbid's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Stipgilbid's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about gravity.