Hinnulgigfagtarpbadladtal is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, prudent swallow.

Hinnulgigfagtarpbadladtal created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinnulgigfagtarpbadladtal, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hinnulgigfagtarpbadladtal, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hinnulgigfagtarpbadladtal's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Hinnulgigfagtarpbadladtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never feed parsnips to doves while wearing indigo stockings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look in ponds.