Tamgeptail is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful naga.

Tamgeptail created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamgeptail, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tamgeptail, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tamgeptail's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Tamgeptail's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of moths.

2. Tamgeptail loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Worship no other gods but Tamgeptail.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never feed peanuts to great tits while wearing red kilts.