Dotbudgig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, duplicitous fox.

Dotbudgig created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotbudgig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dotbudgig, it will turn you into a snail.

Dotbudgig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dotbudgig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never jump in the presence of hamsters.