Legnillhot is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking gerbil.

Legnillhot created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legnillhot, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Legnillhot, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Legnillhot's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Legnillhot's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Legnillhot.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about cell theory.