Cidgovgud is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, all-knowing cobra.

Cidgovgud created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidgovgud, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cidgovgud, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cidgovgud's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cidgovgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs brown.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.