Nadshavgigarm is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate jellyfish.

Nadshavgigarm created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nadshavgigarm, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nadshavgigarm, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nadshavgigarm's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Nadshavgigarm's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Nadshavgigarm loves goats, so they must be respected.

5. Always help badgers.