Lunarmjad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying dragonfly.

Lunarmjad created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunarmjad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lunarmjad, it will refuse to believe in you.

Lunarmjad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Lunarmjad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Run away from magenta sharks, for they are unholy.