Sawlistsat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, duplicitous salamander.

Sawlistsat created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawlistsat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sawlistsat, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sawlistsat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sawlistsat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Hide if five ants approach from the west.

3. You must love Sawlistsat.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sawlistsat.

5. Never write about amino acids.