Arttadspag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane rat.

Arttadspag created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arttadspag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arttadspag, it will destroy your home planet.

Arttadspag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Arttadspag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Arttadspag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always obey Arttadspag's priests.