Yogstigcip is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unjust goblin.

Yogstigcip created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogstigcip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yogstigcip, she will destroy your home planet.

Yogstigcip's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Yogstigcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.