Omtcannad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless lizard.

Omtcannad created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtcannad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omtcannad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Omtcannad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Omtcannad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Omtcannad.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.