Tarpdapraw is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, moody goblin.

Tarpdapraw created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpdapraw, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tarpdapraw, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Tarpdapraw's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tarpdapraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta trousers.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.