Venquartneg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless rat.

Venquartneg created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venquartneg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Venquartneg, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Venquartneg's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Venquartneg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve doves, for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Venquartneg.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Never mention dolphins.