Nullgepman is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient lobster.

Nullgepman created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullgepman, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nullgepman, she will be very unhappy.

Nullgepman's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Nullgepman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never paint your head orange.