Gemfuthat is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, amazing goose.

Gemfuthat created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemfuthat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gemfuthat, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gemfuthat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gemfuthat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Run away if six manatees approach from the east.