Cissquartwee is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unselfish meerkat.

Cissquartwee created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissquartwee, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cissquartwee, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cissquartwee's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cissquartwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Run away if seven squirrels approach from the west.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not hurt foxes.