Gadsanzak is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, blissful shark.

Gadsanzak created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadsanzak, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gadsanzak, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gadsanzak's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Gadsanzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always help birds.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Never look at black holes.