Yodmanmap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying walrus.

Yodmanmap created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yodmanmap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yodmanmap, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yodmanmap's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Yodmanmap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yodmanmap.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.