Targdotcit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak swan.

Targdotcit created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Targdotcit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Targdotcit, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Targdotcit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Targdotcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Never wear pink ear rings.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. Pray towards the north.